Spectral COMEDY | Episode 26
Reddit's I Don't Work Here Lady (IDWHL) #8
A video containing a single long I Don't Work Here Lady (IDWHL) story from Reddit.
I would like to thank BuimBuim for letting me use this story.
Title: Lady lost her mind when I wouldnt clean her mat.
Lady lost her mind when I wouldnt clean her mat.
So quick background. I live close enough to my mother that we do this crossfit class together every saturday. Its fun and we bond. the class is an hour long and at the beginning we grab mats and weights (we tend to grab a few different types depending on the work out the guy assigns.) You have to be early to this class because its popular and me and my mom grab spots in the back. The class fills up and all the regulars take their spots. there isnt much room but there is space in the front.
For the first half hour everything is going well then this lady comes in. She walks in the center of the room and stars at us then goes and grabs a mat. I head over to a station on the TRX and begin my set. When i come back i see this lady has pushed my mat into my weights and has made her self a spot. My mom is livid But I wave her off. Dont get me wrong Im annoyed but it happens and i continue the class. 5 min later our instructor gives us the next set of work outs. I finish my workout on the matt and see there is a free TRX (if you dont know what it is its basically a rope you attach to the wall and do different exorcises with) As I am pushing through a set someone taps my shoulder. Its this lady. ¨You finished ten. I counted. Stop hogging" First of all I did not. secondly Our instructor has us go through the sets twice in a round so I was planning to go through twice. THIRDLY THERE WAS A FREE ON RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
I point out the free one and she rolls her eyes and says something snarky about how I wasnt being mindful of costumers. She then demands that I show her how we are doing the work out. I kinda show her my form and then Mike the trainer comes by. She smugly looks at me and is like "Good someone is doing their job around here". I just shrug it off and try to finish my set in peace.
I go back to my work out and dont have anything with her till the end of class. At the end our instructor hands out wipes for us to clean the mats before we return them. My mom was returning the weights while I was wiping our mats. As im wiping my moms down a mat is thrown at me and lands on my hands. (im on my hands and knees). I look up and its this woman again. She is kinda smugly looking down at me, throws down her wipe and then begins to walk away. I get up with her mat and hand it back to her.
Me: Excuse me thats not where you leave them.
Her: What? you are cleaning them. you need to clean mine.
Me: Yeah just this one and mine
Her: What makes her special
Me: She is my mom
Her: that doesnt matter its your job to clean these
I was kinda floored at the idea i worked there. Only because I am working on losing weight. Im not obese but i certainly dont have a trainers body.
Me: I dont work here
Her: Stop being bratty- Its clear you work here.
Her: You clearly work here I can see your uniform. Plus you were helping that woman the whole time.
For the record the supposed uniform was black leggings and a black tank. and there wasnt one.
Me: Picking up my matt and my moms I do not work here. Leave me along.
She then begins screaming the intrustors name and he comes up. With my mom right behind him. She has seen some of the stuff and was pretty much over this ladies shit. Mike on the other hand has no idea, He can tell from my face that im annoyed.
Mike: Whats going on
Her: You need to fire this woman. She is refusing to clean my matt and spent the hole lesson ignoring me.
Mike, who at this point understands my annoyance. : She doesnt work here- but i can clean your mat. I also should tell you that we dont clean mats in the future.
At this point the lady huffs out and marches down stairs. i think thats the end of it till my mother and I go down and see this woman screaming at the front desk. She sees me and then points. "HER GET THAT BRAT FIRED" (she used brat wayyy to much.)
the front desk guy is this pretty innocent kid. Probably in highschool. "She doesn't work here ma'am" At this point her face is as red as it gets. She screams and then walks out. My mom made us wait inside till she left the parking lot. Probably for the best.
DYMABASE's Spectral COMEDY is a series of videos full of narrations of funny stories found on Reddit
Hello \(^.^)/ Thank you for Visiting. Please check these out too: